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  • Fishin.com welcomes new reporter Jeffery Sharpe!

    Jeffery is a fly fishing guide from Knoxville, TN. He'll be providing regular reports on fishing conditions at Holston Rivers.

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      zx150 -
      Peter can I post this????
      Hillary Clinton and her driver were
      > cruising home along a country road
      one evening when an ancient cow loomed
      > in front of the car.
      >
      The driver tried to avoid it but
      > couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed.
      > Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
      > owners what had happened and pay them for the cow. She stayed in the car
      > making phone calls.
      >
      About an hour later the driver
      > staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a
      > half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in
      > the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
      >
      "What happened to you," asked
      > Hillary?
      >
      "Well," the driver replied, the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
      > gave me the wine, and their beautiful
      > twin daughters made passionate love to me."
      >
      "What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
      >
      The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'
      >
      The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.
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