One Liners

* “No Fishing Signs” offend me.

* I wonder how people would react if I walked around Sea World with a fishing rod in my hand.

* Fishing is a tough job, but I can tackle it.

* The alphabet as I learned it: A B C D E F I S H.

* You cannot catch trout with dry breeches.

* Life is simple: Eat – Sleep – Fish!

* There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm!

* For some there is therapy; for others there is fishing.

* Fish come in three sizes: Small, Medium and “The One That Got Away”.

* Sometimes I wonder if the fish ever thinks about me.

* Sorry I missed your call. I was on the other line.

* I fish because a voice in my head tells me to.

* My wife lets me buy all the fishing tackle I can hide.

* There was a guy fishing in a rain puddle. When asked why, he replied, “Because fishing in the river is too mainstream.”

* The two best times to go fishin’ are when it’s rainin’ and when it ain’t.

* One does not simply quit fishing after saying, “LAST CAST!”

* Fishing is the most peaceful of all sports.

* You want the gills; we got the skills.

* Whoever said Disney World is the happiest place on earth hasn’t been fishing with Capt. Gus.