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  1. 01-19-2010 #1
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    Beer Study !!

    Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

    Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent study that indicated the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
    To test the theory, 100 men each drank 12 pints of beer within a one (1) hour period.
    It was then observed that 100 of the test subjects, yes, 100% of these men:
    1) Argued over nothing at all.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally, and
    8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary!!
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    Re: Beer Study !!

    OMG look out!! Your a brave man!
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    Re: Beer Study !!

    Quote Originally Posted by ironhead70 View Post
    Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

    Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent study that indicated the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
    To test the theory, 100 men each drank 12 pints of beer within a one (1) hour period.
    It was then observed that 100 of the test subjects, yes, 100% of these men:
    1) Argued over nothing at all.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally, and
    8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary!!
    Wow, never realized what a chick I am lol!
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    Re: Beer Study !!

    Now thats some funny stuff!
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    Re: Beer Study !!

    DAMN............I just grew a BIG ole pair of MOOBS.
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    Re: Beer Study !!

    I am now Skeered as heck.
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    Re: Beer Study !!

    Mark, maybe we won't be getting as many looks from packers perch now..LOL
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    Re: Beer Study !!

    Chuck what kills you guys is wearing those daisy dukes! LOL...sorry bout that right there....
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    Re: Beer Study !!

    Quote Originally Posted by DJD View Post
    Chuck what kills you guys is wearing those daisy dukes! LOL...sorry bout that right there....
    Dang it Don all this time I thought it was the hair...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by riverrat12 View Post
    Dang it Don all this time I thought it was the hair...LOL
    ''I'm too sexy for my shirt,,too sexy for my shirt,,so sexy it huuuuurts''
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    Quote Originally Posted by riverrat12 View Post
    Mark, maybe we won't be getting as many looks from packers perch now..LOL
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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