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    The perils of auto-correct

    A Man received the following text from his neighbor:
    I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
    Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
    A few moments later, a second text came in:
    **** auto-correct. I meant "wifi," not "wife."
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    Things happen

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    These keyboards can be a dangerous thing.

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    Hahahaha nice!

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