The wife is away.

[Tyme2fish]

She's been gone for 7 days now and as you can see I've done the dishes. However, I'm confused by the device in the photo. Does anyone know where I can download a user's manual for this device or know how it operates?

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[LJP]

That is a means of transportation for Hillary.

[Moveon]

That is a means of transportation for Hillary.

No No. Hillary drives a car. That's Donald's Wife's broom.

[Tyme2fish]

She'll be back home tomorrow evening. I never could locate the on/off switch to the afore mentioned contraption. I decided to use a "man" device. At least I know where the on/off switch is on it.

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[kygorski]

military operational training Uncle sam taught me how to use a broom, and tjat thing called a mop.Dishes and trays were also partof the curriculum.So how come my wives never learned to field strip an M-1 or bore sight a 3.5 rocket launcher. This is the truth, our first fatality happened to a guy who they sent to cooking school, he was electicuted using a floor buffer, thats part of cooking? Yep you learn a lot of skills in the military, know how to spit shine boots? And the teaching staff is out standing. The unable, teaching the un necessary, to the un willing.