Originally Posted by
waterdog101
When it comes to collecting taxes, no state is better at it than our beloved state of Ky. You are in for a treat my friend, this is only a guess at how they will welcome you back home, they might tax you for leaving this lovely state, and tax you for every year you have been gone, tax you for returning, tax you if your dad was a man, tax you if your brothers are males, tax you if your mom in a woman, and a small amount of taxes I’d your sisters are all girls, tax you if you own or have ever owned a dog or cat, tax you for owning a home, car, boat, tax you if you have neighbors that have children that go to school, tax you if you have children that go to school, tax you if you talk or text on a phone, tax you if you watch tv, if you and your friend go fishing, they will tax you fou your share of the gas. They tax you for having a job and working, and after all your life and retire, they tax your retirement, they tax your food, water and air you breath, well scratch that last one, I don’t think they have figured out how to cut your air off if you fail to pay the tax on it, so put that one on hold. It could be a near future tax, you get the idea, the ky tax list goes on and on, the amount of taxes may shock you at first, but the taxes will grow on you, after you see all the taxes you will have to pay, then pull your boat tax slip out, and look at it only and you will think it is such a small amount it will seam almost free.