Here’s another good one, these three ladies from different areas of the country, died at the same time and got to Heaven at the same time, now St. Peter was the guard at the pearly gates, as he let the three ladies in he said we have only one rule that you must obey, and the rule is don’t step on the ducks, and there were ducks everywhere, the second day there one of the ladies stepped on a duck, St. Peter chained her to the ugliest man anyone ever saw and said your punishment for stepping on the duck is spending forever chained to this man, about a week later another one of the three women stepped on another duck, she to was chained to another ugly man just as ugly as the first one, so this really made the other woman be very careful when she moved around, and she made it a full year without stepping on a duck, then one day she saw St. Peter coming toward her leading one of the most handsome man she had ever seen, and walked up and chained her to him and walked off, as St. Peter was walking off she said what did I ever do to be chained to such a handsome man and the handsome man said, lady I don’t know what you did but all I did was step on a ducks back...