1. Immigration: We let everyone from from other countries come here and live with Biden, then we go to the countries they came from so we can live beach front and with gas in our cars without Biden. Biden us creating the vacancies in foreign countries so we can all by vacation homes there.
2. Biden says the economy is better so let’s all avoid higher gas prices and quit work and file for unemployment. If we avoid the fuel cost to commute and get unemployment checks we’d have more money to buy stuff increasing sales and improving the economy like Biden says is occurring right now.
3. Getting rid or AR15’s will stop mass shootings because people only have 2 hands and can’t carry and shoot six 12 round Glocks at the same time. Biden, if you want to really reduce mass shooting allow convicted repeat offenders and crazy people to only buy single shot shotguns.
4. To reduce gun crimes, make people pass a background check EACH time they buy ammo. Let inmates buy ammo with prison commissary credits so they won’t rob ammo stores when they get out.
5. Make all commercial airlines and air freight companies buy solar powered aircraft so the stupid high aviation fuel prices going on will have less impact on supply chain costs reducing consumer product costs. And using the Biden Afghanistan “ Planning” mod, ground the fossil fuel jets, then design solar powered jet aircraft later.
6. Make governors in all states require their citizens to stand out side in lightning storms with a wire attached from them to the nearest power pole and hold up a golf club high above their heads. Think of the electricity you could collect and return to the electric grid as lightning strikes not only adds electric to the grid but also reduces consumers.
7. Get a Transportation Secretary that can demonstrates how selected personal activities technically are a function of the body fluid supply chain. ( Congrats.....Biden already did this).
8. To help stop Russia in Ukraine, promise Putin free oil drilling permits if he stops, then tell the EPA to refuse the applications and permits.
9. Appoint MOVEON as special advisor to the VP, Kamala Harris so he can teach her how to more effectively find the wrong response to and root cause of any obviously simple situation. The administration can not be accused of doing the wrong thing so long as we can prove they had any capability to recognize what is actually the problem.