When one gets off during the fight just say "I LDR'd that one boys". They will ask what in the heck is LDR'd, Long Distance Released.
To really put the needle to them, get a T Shirt monogrammed with the words "Masterbasser Personal Netboy" across the chest and back and hand it to your buddy with a pair of leather work gloves then tell him the shirt is self explanitory and the gloves will prevent the blisters from handling the net all day long.
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