teach me some fishin' lingo

[masterbasser]

I try use all the words bill dance uses such as lunker and hawg.
I also learned turd wrestler, bucketsitter,slab, and a few others.
Can you guys teach me a few more so I can impress my fishin' buddies on our next outing? Thanks.

[285pxl]

slick - small bass, < minimal length

smalljaws - smallmouth

largejaws / bigjaws - largemouth

Lake Lice - Jetski




I'll post more when I think of them.

[Riverratt13]

Grey Squirrel--- old gray hairs running a pontoon boat over your markers and blaming you for it. Peanut---small bass Hydrilla Gorilla--large bass caught in the grass. sissy-stick-spinning rod.

[jcb]

If you catch some small ones...

"Caught a few that had Tacloseta Disease."

"What's Tacloseta Disease?"

"Eyes Tacloseta their tail".

[masterbasser]

hahaha
keep em coming guys!
I also have been using "lock jaw" for when I don't catch anything
"These bass gotta bad case of lock jaw"

[DarrinJ1]

One I seen on another DB..."Take a fish boating".

[masterbasser]

turd wrestler-bullhead

"perch jerker" term bass fishermen use for panfishermen

"fiddler" term used for small bullheads or catfish that just nibble at your bait. There just down there fiddlin with it.

@#$@%*^* is a popular term used when a fisherman gets a hook in their eye.

get the lead out = use jigs

[Danny]

Show your generosity. At your next club tourney, take a bunch of bananas along, and put one in each boat so the boaters will have a little something to chow down on when they get hungry.

This will IMPRESS them like you won't believe.

Danny

[Tnstratos283]

Danny...Ugh, I hope you are kidding about the bananas. Most fisherman think this is a omen when it comes to catching fish by having one of them in the boat with them. It will definitely impress them alright, maybe enough to ask you to not fish in any tourneys with them anymore after the end results at the weighin...283

[Danny]

Yes, I was kidding. I was counting on someone else to prevent the young man from doing that. But it would have been funny!!!

LOL

It would have taught him the word "skunk" though... I'm really familiar with that one myself. It means not catching a keeper.

Danny

[masterbasser]

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON May-29-06 AT 11:40AM (EST)[/font][p]No thanks. I am almost thirty and worked in a state park in the Fla. Keys when I was syounger. I know about boats and Bananas.
I am not actually trying to impress anyone, it is more of a joke. But thanks to everyone here who taught me some southern fishing terms.

[Danny]

Hey dude, glad it was mostly a joke, then maybe you can appreciate my banana suggestion...LOL

I'm dumb enough that I would fall for it... really!

I believe in having fun... if not fun, I don't want to continue doing it.

Hope to see you on the water some time.

Danny