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    Talking Clinton's Driver

    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country
    road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver
    tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed.

    Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
    owners what had happened and pay them for the cow. She stayed in the
    car making phone calls.

    About an hour later the driver staggered back
    to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty
    bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other,
    and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

    "What happened to you," asked Hillary?

    "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me
    the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin
    daughters made passionate love to me."

    "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

    The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the
    door and said,

    'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the
    old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

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    Re: Clinton's Driver

    Thats a good one i liked it alot---

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    Talking Re: Clinton's Driver

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

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    Re: Clinton's Driver

    Outstanding! LOL!

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    Re: Clinton's Driver

    That's a good one, ha ha.

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