Oh boy it looks like you might have a touch of C.R.S. as well! lol...
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Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it! Recently I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.-Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed,
The bills aren't paid,
There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only one check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all the **** day, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll wash the boat.......
Oh boy it looks like you might have a touch of C.R.S. as well! lol...
I have been known to do all of what you mentioned, LOL.
I now know I have the exact same symptoms as well.....My wife comes home from work and asks what I did all day? I tell I was busy as heck and didn't have time to finish everything I wanted to get done, and I'm exhausted. She tells me to try again tomorrow and that's what I do, try again the next day.... But somehow new stuff pops up and I got more to do each day of the week than what I started out to do in the first place.... I think I'll just go fishing and take the day off...sounds good to me.....
As DJD stated, you have a full blown case of CRS
let me help you. Married? ask the wife whats next on the honey do.Since my wife died, things are not the same, the snow shovel still sits there from last winter, it might snow again,That garden ghose would have needed to be brought out anyway, why put it in?Weed are green also. Guess I lost my mind, because I heard a lot of "no one in thier mind would go fishing on a day like today" Gee I sure miss that sound advice.
Know the Symptoms:; Homer,Marge,Bart,Lisa,and Maggie. Yep, I know all of them.