Yep, can't interfere with a man's fishing time on the water....lol
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A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?' The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I go fishing.'
Yep, can't interfere with a man's fishing time on the water....lol
Been awhile but I still love that joke.
Great JOKE, Try this one:
This old man and lady go to Jerusalem for Vacation. While on vaction the old lady passes away, so the old man talks to the undertaker and the undertaker tells him for $5000.00 dollars we can have her shipped back to the United States for burial or for $100.00 dollars we can bury her here in the holy land. The old man thinks about it for a minute and tells the undertaker to ship her back the United States, The Undertaker curiously asks the old man why he would spend $5000.00 to ship her back instead of spending $100.00 to bury her in the beautiful Holy Land and the old man replies "I thought about it and along time ago a man was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead and I dont want to take any chances".