Originally Posted by
bassin_bug
Mark, I thought that place on the river was a lovers lane. What have you done to me?!!
I don't remember a thing about the beatdown; woke up in a freezing operating room. I don't know if my ugly doctor did eye surgery with a chainsaw or you sucker punched me but I have a shiner that is the same color purple as my bikini.
I've been "KO'd" so tell TimT to go ahead and start the count. It should go something like this: Neck injury but she's still moving, she can walk, but she's groaning with pain and having trouble moving her arms. MRI reveals
1 - Compression fracture of 5th cervical vertebrae
2 - Compression fracture of 6th cervical vertebrae
3 - Compressed and splintered nerve to both arms
MHALL DECLARED WINNER BY A TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT!
I don't know how well my health insurance will pay so ask our friends to please donate some used bubblegum and bailing wire to repair my neck. Refuse all large nuts and bolts because I don't want to look like my uncle Herman Munster. Throw in a boxcar load of fresh prayers.
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