LOL! Not a tater sack check!
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I know we've talked a lot about the new body scanning and pat-downs....so thought you would want to see a new video message from the TSA regarding airline security screenings...
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...m-tsa/1261478/
LOL! Not a tater sack check!
This TSA stuff is getting me all tingly. Next time I fly, I'm not wearing any underwear, I'm gonna wear a pair of socks I've worn for 3 days mowing lawns, a T-shirt with a "Village People" logo on it, and for grins, I'm stopping at Krogers before I get to the airport and buying a length of summer sausage to carrry in my jeans pocket when I get to the scanner.
Come on, think how boring the TSA job must be? As a dedicated citizen, I feel its my duty to entertain those poor TSA folks performing their mundane tasks.
Funny thing, there was a time in my life that I used to buy chicks drinks all night just trying to get the same treatment. Now.....it's free....an added bonus you get for the price of the ticket.
Pretty soon, in that little clear glass box while you're waiting in line that shows you all the things you can't take on the plane with you....there will be a big summer sausage.
LMAO
And what if Vienna Sausages show up in that clear box?