I stay at Riverside Retreat (Helms) at least one weekend every month during the summer. Paula Barnes owns and runs it, and she lives in the little white house there on the property. Clean, 2 fullsize beds, kitchenette, and full shower. It's great being able to launch at Helms in the morning, come back for lunch and chill out, back out on the water in the afternoon, and when you come back at night all you have to do is hook up the battery chargers and kick back and enjoy a few cold ones.
And yes, Paula is hard to get a hold of. Just keep calling. She has a day job so she's not always available by phone. I typically reserve all my weekends so i don't have to worry about getting a hold of her. She typically always has a room open during the week, but I would call to check about a weekend spot.