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  1. #13
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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    "That fish was was 10 pounds when I hooked him! He just lost a lot of weight on the fight in."
    -Rico

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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger492 View Post
    Me: "That fish is deformed"....
    Partner: "Really? What's wrong with it?"
    Me: "His head is growing too close to his tail"

    Compliments of Hank Parker
    My version of this:

    Partner: Hmmmm, that fish looks like it might have Tucloseta disease...
    Me: What's that, never heard of it?
    Partner: His head is too close ta it's tail.

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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    Another one of my favorites, when holding up a nice fish for someone to admire:

    Friend: "Nice fish! Where'd ya catch it"?
    Me: <puts finger in mouth like a fishhook> "Right here!"

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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    My all-time favorite from Patrick F. McManus:

    "Scholars have long known that fishing turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosophers salary. I have always thought it would be better if fishing turned men into Wall Street bankers, but that is not the case. Its philosophers or nothing."

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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    Can't catch fish sitting on the couch

    Shouldda been here yesterday/last week

    Beats a sharp stick in the eye

    Barbless so your guide is catch and release

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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    Quote Originally Posted by sweetwater View Post
    I love all types of quotations. Please share your favorite fishing quotation. I'll begin with meine, "Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream."

    My old fishing partner had 2 quotes that he used quite often:

    ) if you're not losing hooks, you're not fishing deep enough.

    ) Did you come to eat or fish?

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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    I've always liked this one:

    "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." -Steven Wright

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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    the easiest way to have a million dollars in the bank being a proffessional fisherman is to start off with 2 MILLION DOLLARS !

    hank parker

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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    As I'm setting the hook.. "There he is!" Almost impossible for me not to say.

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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    "Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods."


    quote from the movie "Jaws"

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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    I got one or two that I use first is "big bait catches big fish" and second is "if your not hung up you ain't close enough "

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    Re: Favorite Fishing Quotations

    Quote Originally Posted by timmbur22 View Post
    "Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods."


    quote from the movie "Jaws"
    "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Great movie.

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