Upcoming birthday for me

[Tyme2fish]

I might be celebrating my upcoming birthday in Arkansas. Will experiencing this event there subtract from my age and or intelligence? I'm worried, please give me the facts.

I still have all my teeth too. Will a stay in Arkansas threaten that?

[DJD]

If a fella named Bill Clinton offers to take you out for a cigar.....RUN!!!!

[bassin_bug]

I might be celebrating my upcoming birthday in Arkansas. Will experiencing this event there subtract from my age and or intelligence? I'm worried, please give me the facts.

I still have all my teeth too. Will a stay in Arkansas threaten that?

Spending your birthday in Arkansas will definitely subtract from your age and pull the wrinkles out of your face. Your intelligence will increase if you visit one of the "Bull Pen" restaurants for a juicy steak and your favorite drink, preferably on a Saturday night. Nobody will ask to borrow your teeth so I'm sure they will be safe. You must not go to Arkansas unless you take a fishing trip with some old friends. I wish you a very happy birthday.