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Peter can I post this????
Hillary Clinton and her driver were
> cruising home along a country road
one evening when an ancient cow loomed
> in front of the car.
>
The driver tried to avoid it but
> couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed.
> Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
> owners what had happened and pay them for the cow. She stayed in the car
> making phone calls.
>
About an hour later the driver
> staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a
> half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in
> the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
>
"What happened to you," asked
> Hillary?
>
"Well," the driver replied, the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
> gave me the wine, and their beautiful
> twin daughters made passionate love to me."
>
"What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
>
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'
>
The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.