So a man is walking along the beach

[SLP]

finds a lamp that has washed up and of course he picks it up and rubs it. A genie comes out and explains to him that he will grant the man one wish. The man says I really want to do something grand so how about you build a highway from LA to Hawaii. The genie says doing something on that scale will exhaust all of his power for at least a year and might he possibly have another wish. The man says maybe to let me understand women.The genie says do you want 2 lanes or four?

[DJD]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one!

[kygorski]

tounge tied guy asking for 9 inch pianist