
Originally Posted by
Dobe Mejuwa
If you catch a Striper that has a strange ringtone sound coming from it, after you clean the fish, see if you find an iPhone. Did you know iPhones don't float? My biggest fear is the vision of a Striper sitting on the bottom going online with my phone and ordering overnighted shad deliveries. The shipping charges would kill me.
The good news is the phone location services were turned on so any Striper that steals my phone will be easy to find and catch, once located I'd bait my down rod with the phone charger it would be needing by now. Bad news is the fish all know what my boat, truck, house, and best pajamas look like.