Reply With QuoteOkay, too confusing, I'm bad about that. So, let's try this.
a. There is drift on the lake....True, False, or HUH?
b. The average size of the drift is......Bigger, Smaller, or equal to a refrigerator.
c. In 3 miles of running on the lake I saw......5, 10, or 20 or more refrigerators.
d. There is more drift on the main lake, then in the creeks.....True, False, or "I'll ask my wife when she gets back with my boat".
e. If a Jet-Ski ran across from Jamestown to Wolfe at full throttle, it would......Never be seen again, or have a great fun time, or incur minor dinges and scrapes.
f. In the past week, I have seen......no full trees floating in the lake, or 10 or more full trees floating, or decided to mount chain saws below my docking lights so I could hack my way to and from a good fishing spot.
g. At the dam, I saw.......1 school bus and 2 pickup trucks stacked up in the drift, or 3 logs but they were big ones, or 1 small piece of drift wood, but if had a really big butterfly on it.
h. If I went 100 yards outside the no wake at J-town, and used a 7 foot medium heavy rod, with 14lb Stren, and a really good Penn Spinfisher, and cast a 2 ounce sinker as far as I could........ The sinker would hit water, or the sinker might hit water, or the sinker would hit "WOOD".
i. Given the question above, the fishing line, at the exact time the sinker hit the water would be stretched across,.........Water and only water, Water and some wood, enough wood to completely rebuild the docks at J-town, with enough left over for a good campfire.
j. Last week I saw.......5 beer cans float passed my boat, 24 beer cans float by my boat, or "I don't throw my beer cans in the lake"
k. Hurricane Bob...........Apparently didn't get enough sleep last night, or Must have bumped his head again, or Needs to stay clear of the Makers Mark in the middle of the week.
