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    OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    I have been up over 24 hours working on websites... I keep finding one basic problem and I guess it is starting to grate on me especially after one of the guides called me to tell me he got a solicitation for a woman of low moral quality ..
    WHAT you ask.. YEAH...
    The guy wanted a STRIPPER... and thought the guide had them.. because there were STRIPPERS in his Fishing Report.
    LOOK GUYS.. 2 P's is a Woman who takes her clothes off
    ONE P is a fish that swims in a lake and is a great game fish and MUCH more exciting than a naked lady.
    (I am getting old aren't I)
    Then too I would not know what to do with a Nake Lady, you are not allowed to touch them in a BAR so I guess a STRIPER would be more exciting.. and I can always find a STRIPPER while I can not always find a 50 Pound Striper.. so I guess I would rather have the 50 Pound Striper.What about you guys..
    Stripper or Striper.. which do you prefer..
    Honey bring me another cup of Java... HEY wake up.. bring me coffee..


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    RE: OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    Yep---some sleep definately Jim. Some more coffee could only add more P's to your problem.

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    RE: OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    Actually I would prefer both. A STRIPPER in the back of the boat to provide some entertainment while waiting on the STRIPER in the water to cooperate. That way there would never be a dull moment on the lake. Now if I could just get my wife to go along with my idea, I may be on to something GREAT. Anybody got any good selling points that I can use to get this idea past my wife. If she dances on my G Loomis, does that count as a "Pole Dance"?

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    RE: OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    In keeping with the spelling thing even if it wouldn't have helped in this situatiion, ----- Just how hard would it be to add spell check? Sure would help me when posting.

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    RE: OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    Dances on your G Loomis!

    I should not have been drinking coffee when I read that? LOL

    Jim! Get some sleep mate. Things will look a lot better after a good sleep. Working 24 hours straight will lead to mistakes as compared to working after a good night's sleep.


    Regards,

    Moose1am

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    RE: OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    There should be law that all Chat Programs and Online Forums should have an spell checker program. Lord knows I would use it.

    I use Google's Toolbar which has a spell checker. It works with some forums and helps catch a few spelling errors.
    Regards,

    Moose1am

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    RE: OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    Yeah I managed to overwrite Daves Fishing report this morning. DUH, how hard is it to download the page and then UPLOAD the new report.. Sorry to Dave and the others reading the KY Lake Report.
    Jim

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    RE: OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    I've often considered installing a dancing slide poll on the back deck of my Champion. :9

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    RE: OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    Ummmmm guys.. the spell checker will not catch stripper and striper mistake because BOTH ARE CORRECT spellings. Spell check only catches OBVIous mistakes.
    For example.. any word that changes meaning by adding a letter would not show up.
    I used to have a letter someone sent that was "Spellchecked" and all kinds of words were wrong, but they were spelled correctly.. (INcorrectly) in the context.
    Jim

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    RE: OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    Strippers are good eatin'....excuse me, I meant stripers! :)

    Ha ha ha !!!

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    RE: OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    Jim,

    You gotta get some sleep.

    You could have said all that much clearer with a simple sentence....

    Spell check does not catch grammatical errors!!

    LOL

    Come on Jim... give in and sleep a little. I know you are usually much more clear..... sleeeeeeeepppp.... sleeeeeepppppp......


    I think I've given my pet peeve on the grammar... I hate reading you are as "your"... as opposed to "you're".

    LOL

    We all got our pets!!

    Tight lines and God Bless

    Danny

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    RE: OK listen up... ( Clouded by little sleep.)

    Like Charlie said about Harry, all you need is about 32 hours of continous sleep.

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