Reply With QuoteMan I passed a stone myself a few years back and that's some pain I hope to never feel again.
Billy is tough he'll be up and kicking (lol) soon.
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Here is a switch, last night I got to go visit Billy in the hospital instead of him coming to see me. Actually, he was in the emergency room and I picked him up and took him home. Seems that he decided to play Place Kicker on the Redneckshadrap Titans football team and used a file cabinet in place of the football. Needless to say the current score is File Cabinet -1 and Redneck - 0 or Sprained almost broken right foot either way the File Cabinet won the game hands down in a romp. Billy drove his 5 speed truck home from Lexington and then to the hospital in Georgetown with basically one foot, took a header off the curb trying to hop into the ER from his truck and then hobbled out on crutches to my Explorer to go home. I will say it was kind of nice being the "visitor" instead of the "visitee" in the hospital. I personally don't think he is hurt at all, he just knew it was going to rain last night and is planning on wading Elkhorn the next couple of days with the flow and is using this as an excuse to get out of work. Don't worry I was punished at laughing at him for attempting to beat up a file cabinet for after I dropped him off last night and got back home, I passed my 5th kidney stone since last Sunday. This one was in the nice shape of a triangle and just shy of 1/4 inch long. The last 4 were at least round with a few jagged edges but not this one, it was by far the worst yet so I was punished royally for laughing at him in the hospital.
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Man I passed a stone myself a few years back and that's some pain I hope to never feel again.
Billy is tough he'll be up and kicking (lol) soon.
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I bet the guys at the shop will enjoy reading this, right Craig??Originally Posted by elnutsmalljaws
Craig, be sure to pass this info along to all the guys over there to add to his agony.
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He is a trooper! Hopping along here, trying to take care of things. I would have just laid out and fished!
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Awe the ole anger strikes again...... Been there done that, lol. Get well soon Billy, heck you don't need but one foot anyway. Let me guess Billy is as busy at work as a one legged man in an arse kickin contest, sorry I couldn't resist.
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Just need to find a way to install a jake brake on those crutches for those downhill slopes!
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Been there done that. I tried to play Mike Tyson with a wall one time. Unfortunately there was a wooden stud right behind the drywall.
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Well Billy can tie flies with one foot so I would not worry about him to much. Elnut I am sorry you were punished for having a good laugh at Billy's expense. Heck I,m laughing now hope nothing happens to me.
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Thanks for the kind words fellows.
These crutches are a bear trying to get use to. Downhill moving is rough...LOL to say the least.
Thanks Woody for coming and getting me. I'm glad I got all my paperwork signed before they recognized him....
Yesterday was a bad day. But I'll get through it. I'm not used to being laid up, but I'll make it.
Billy
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If you had waited until they did recognize me, you would have gotten my "Quantity Discount".
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Billy sorry to hear about your luck. Hope you get better soon.
Mike
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Dang son. It's definitely a bad day if you try to drop-kick a file cabinet through the goal posts of life.
I could say that I've never done the same, but I'd be lying like a dog. My little toe on my right foot has been crooked for several years...and it aint from all the training to become a place kicker for the Bengals. I went Rocky Balboa on a display stand sitting in our warehouse a few weeks ago and everyone ran for the hills. Sometimes the stress just takes a'hold.
Anything I can do? Don't hesitate for a second. Call me.
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