Fishing has gone "High Fence"

[Rudypoo4444]

Taken from another site:

Why fly thousands of miles to catch a trophy big-game fish - when for most U.S.anglers, that kind of action is now just a short flight away? All you need is a day!

Why risk hearing "You should have been here last week" - when our guarantee of great fishing every day of every week means simply, no trophy, no charge!

Why plan on 50- or 70-mile runs offshore to get to the fishing grounds - when we bring the fishing grounds to you?

Why worry about spending long hours trolling in hopes of finding fish - when you can be sure of having fish right there the moment the skipper calls, "Line in"?

If you're ready to battle monster marlin, huge yellowfin and giant bluefin tuna, scores of sailfish and more, it's time to book a day at the Lone Star Bluewater Fishing Ranch.

Located just off the Texas coast, the first fishing ranch of its kind anywhere in the world emulates the success of the finest big-game hunting ranches.

How It Works

Lone Star BFR variously catches and purchases healthy big-game fish from all over the North Atlantic, Caribbean and beyond, then releases them into separate species pens to grow even bigger until they're ready to be caught.

Two days before your scheduled fishing day, we remove several individual fish of whatever species you've contracted to catch (our pens operate like advanced purse seines to facilitate this). Then, we transport them to a smaller pen to which you're shuttled immediately by boat or helicopter when you arrive. There, your big-game boat with captain and crew awaits - as do several huge fish, all hungry and looking to eat! Does it get any better?


Then check out this link:

http://bluewaterfishingranch.com


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This is NOT fishing IMO.

[raincheck]

Thats like going too a pay lake and catching fish.Bet it cost a ton of money too.I'll keep fishing and someday have that monster.My 2cents.
Terry Adolph

[Rudypoo4444]

well, I should have done some more research....It was a HOAX!. They got me good.

[raincheck]

Me too LMAO

[buzzking]

Can someone please removed this hook from my gut, it's quite painful.

[raincheck]

What we didn't tell you, until now, is that there is no Bluewater Fishing Ranch (except in the twisted mind of our editor-in-chief). Rather, there is our tradition of trying our best to put one over on our readers in an annual April Fools hoax. So now that you are here, our question is: Did we fool you? C'mon now, fess up! And if we did: Which package were you interested in? Tell us and you might see your thoughts published in the magazine as a Letter to the Editor, which also makes you eligible for a free Garmin fishfinder -- and that's no joke!
You can put your comments on our forums (and also see what others are saying), and/or you can email the editor at [email protected] Sorry if we got your hopes up! But we still look forward to catching you in another absurd gag next April.
Doug Olander