Why I like retirement

[Tyme2fish]

And they ask---Why I Like Retirement

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who continues to work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer : If you cut classes, no one can call your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

Question: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest.

[HURRICANEBOB]

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer : Being surrounded by girls that are hot, age 18-21, and feel totally safe around you because of your advanced age!

[GeoFisher]

I see your serious about my PM offer

[RICHYD4U]

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer : Being surrounded by girls that are hot, age 18-21, and feel totally safe around you because of your advanced age!

A little creepy, but understandable.

-Rich

[kyfanatic]

I'm not sure if I'll be able to retire or not,I've all ready lost most of what I had invested thanks to the recession and I figure Social Security will be broke under the current administration pretty soon.

[Tyme2fish]

I'm not sure if I'll be able to retire or not,I've all ready lost most of what I had invested thanks to the recession and I figure Social Security will be broke under the current administration pretty soon.

Past, current, and future administrations:it doesn't matter. Social Security is and was a Ponzi scheme that rivals anything Bernie Madoff could dream up.

I've got several years to go before I can draw my first Social Security check. I planned my retirement to NOT include any Social Security funds.