Solutions to Many of Our Nation's Problems

[bassin_bug]

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately:
Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida........

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the levels of the levies.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes!

Think about this one:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S
It just amazes me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the Mad Cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years before, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E T E N C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have The Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,'
'Thou Shalt Not commit Adultery,' and
'Thou Shalt Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians.....It creates a hostile work environment.

It is time for America to speak up!

Yep, I just did. Now it's your turn.

[Big Gills]

Good stuff Bassin. I love the one to build a moat between the States and Mexico and fill it with gators. haha that one is very creative. I love it and it sure beats the fence. Gators make excellent border patrol.

[DJD]

Good stuff Bassin. I love the one to build a moat between the States and Mexico and fill it with gators. haha that one is very creative. I love it and it sure beats the fence. Gators make excellent border patrol.

Gators are pretty good at football too! Sorry Gug and Gills I couldn't help it!

[HURRICANEBOB]

WINNER.......BUG FOR PRESIDENT! Great post and made my day reading it.

[bassin_bug]

WINNER.......BUG FOR PRESIDENT! Great post and made my day reading it.

Naahhh! I'm not ready for the political scene. However, I now understand why some of the guys have been calling Obama the Messiah. I was reading an explanation on the healthcare reform bill this morning and it smells mighty religious to me. lol

It said that if a person makes $66k per year, they will have to pay about $6,580 per year in insurance premiums. That's 10% of the gross income! What's going on, God only asked for a tithe of 10%?

[Marlena46219]

Enjoyed your read, Bassin' Bug. The one thing that does concern me the most is the illegals. Of course, I suppose corporate America wanted cheap labor, but what if they are eventually given citizenship and the right to vote? Then where will our health care system be? At that moment we could become a s******** country. I'm all for immigration when the procedure is followed. Someone in a group I belong to works for immigration. This person travels and is given various assignments. One of the ones this last spring or fall was to -- you got it -- register illegals. I assume it was for state voting. Let's bring some of our boys back from the Middle East to patrol the moat, shall we?

[Chubminnow]

Let's bring some of our boys back from the Middle East to patrol the moat, shall we?

That would be nice, but...I think we're going to find out on Tuesday night when NO-bama addresses the nation on national television that he's about to send an additional 30,000 troops to Afganistan.

[bassin_bug]

Gators are pretty good at football too! Sorry Gug and Gills I couldn't help it!

What's on the menu? Fried gator, lots of it.
Big AL also wants some new gator skin boots for Christmas.

[CMorg]

Naahhh! I'm not ready for the political scene. However, I now understand why some of the guys have been calling Obama the Messiah. I was reading an explanation on the healthcare reform bill this morning and it smells mighty religious to me. lol

It said that if a person makes $66k per year, they will have to pay about $6,580 per year in insurance premiums. That's 10% of the gross income! What's going on, God only asked for a tithe of 10%?

Holy cow , are you serious ? Thats a crock of huey...is this bill already passed ?