The first book of GUBMENT.......

[GeoFisher]

FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ..

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.

He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

He has anointed my income with taxes, My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life, And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

I am glad I am American, I am glad that I am free. But I wish I was a dog ... And Obama was a tree.

[HURRICANEBOB]

Now I lay me down to sleep
a bag or Democrats at my feet,
If I die before I wake,
dump the beg cause it's filled with fakes.

[GeoFisher]

Now I lay me down to sleep
a bag or Democrats at my feet,
If I die before I wake,
dump the beg cause it's filled with fakes.

You're SO right Bob........dump the BEGGERS.........cause they are all filled with FAKES........

Course, I think you meant bag...........

Later,

Geo

[Chubminnow]

Man this is good stuff right here!!...I hope the moderators of this site don't take offense to it.

[DJD]

Hehe I love it!

[stratosjoe]

Thats some funny stuff there its even funnier when we have to look for someone to fill the bag next time.....One thing for sure we will never run out of occupants for that bag.

[mhall]

According to the latest statistics, there are ALOT of Democrats that better start thinking about new employment after our next election. The American people have spoken and it is not gonna be good for the Elephant.

[mhall]

According to the latest statistics, there are ALOT of Democrats that better start thinking about new employment after our next election. The American people have spoken and it is not gonna be good for the Elephant.

Meant to say Donkey, Duh......senior moment.