Atlanta airport (humor)

[Tim_T]

ATLANTA AIRPORT -

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others.. Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."




Pause...




Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "

[Big Gills]

hahah now I LOVE this joke and it gave me my 2nd chuckle of the day. You are on a roll Tim.

[DJD]

Hehehe I love it!!

[MrSplitshot]

Good one. lol

I've got a flight into Atlanta next weekend...on good ole Delta Airlines, praise Jesus...and I'll chuckle to myself while we're stacked up circling the airport waiting to land. Atlanta airport is a trip...

[zx150]

Best laugh I have all day.

[Dave Stewart]

Good one. lol

I've got a flight into Atlanta next weekend...on good ole Delta Airlines, praise Jesus...and I'll chuckle to myself while we're stacked up circling the airport waiting to land. Atlanta airport is a trip...

Got a chuckle out of it....but you won't have to worry...there is no such thing as landing westbound on Runway 9R....it would Runway 27L....that is my old air traffic control and pilot experiece speaking....LOL

[mhall]

Priceless

[Tim_T]

Got a chuckle out of it....but you won't have to worry...there is no such thing as landing westbound on Runway 9R....it would Runway 27L....that is my old air traffic control and pilot experiece speaking....LOL

Now Dave, you know those of us on the off topics board have never let facts get in the way of a good story lol!

[Dave Stewart]

LOL....for sure...it was a great joke anyway.