Broken lawnmower

[Tim_T]

THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife
kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of
first, the truck, the car, playing golf,
Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When
I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the
house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed
her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass,
you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

[Big Gills]

haha thanks for the funny. its good to chuckle every day there seems to be some tough women down there in Kentucky!

[DJD]

Very funny indeed! The funny part to me is that in basic training we had to cut the grass with scissors once and they were those safe little kid ones. Did that for an hour or so before they felt we understood who was Boss!
Of course the toothbrush was used for more than teeth....toilet bowls, floors, weapons and general cleaning. The key was to know which one was for your teeth.

[mhall]

haha thanks for the funny. its good to chuckle every day there seems to be some tough women down there in Kentucky!

Mine is meaner than a Wolverine with Hemaroids!

But when I'm down I can always count on her no matter what!!!!!!!!!!!

Good joke Tim, lol.

[Big Gills]

Well Mark I hope she is taking good care of you now cuz you need some TLC

[mhall]

Well Mark I hope she is taking good care of you now cuz you need some TLC

She is for sure, she's always got my back when I need her the most.