Reply With QuoteOriginally Posted by the_donger
I propose we pool all of our money together and buy Eskendereya. Our syndicate could be called "Fishaholics". I will be the first to put up a couple of hundred bucks.... now only about $6 Million dollars more for today's price but a bargain because in a couple of weeks we will be about $15 Million dollars short. My father in law has box seats at Churchill Downs - due to all the stock that he owns - so we can all attend the Derby and stay in his box as well. I see it now, Dave Johnson calling the Derby "at the top of the stretch here comes Eskendereya 5 FNF rods wide, passing horses like they were all powered by a Jercury - I mean Mercury, moving faster than a Dave Stewart Hookset in Tournament Mode - (seen it boys first hand, Dave gets that kick start action with his leg going and then cracks the rod into reverse casting position to the point that he just about ends up in the lake BACKWARDS), and down the stretch they come with less than a quarter of a mile in the Derby and ESKENDEREYA, of the new FISHAHOLICS ownership, stretching out his lead as Jockey John Velazquez sitting like a statue has never cocked the whip, galloping home with the greatest of ease, Johnny V looks under his arm for the competition but there is none in sight, ESKENDEREYA - Oh My, move over Secretariat, 10 lengths, 15 lengths, he could have won by 25 if he wanted to, stopping the clock at 1:58 and 2/5, becoming only the 3rd horse in history to break 2:00 along with Monarchos and the Great Secretariat, shattering Secretariats Derby winning time by a full second. Look at the Fishaholics going crazy. They must all be hopped up on Mint Dip N Dye Juleps and Garlic Fish Dope"
