Parking lot incident

[Tyme2fish]

Recently in a Wal-mart parking lot I observed a young man with a new van stradling two parking spots so nobody could park close to him.An elderly lady tried to park close to him severly scraping the side of his new van.The man jumped out of the van and with a hammer started to whack the womans car repeatedly breaking the headlights and windshield,I tell you it was terrible.Anyway the elderly woman walked over and broke off the aerial from the van and stuck it in the man's stomach.The man collapsed and later died.Because I had witnessed the incident I got a copy of the police report and it had the cause of death listed as HE DIED FROM A VAN AERIAL DISEASE

[GeoFisher]

hahahhahahhahahhahahha...............

[LJP]

Your sick. I thought the story was real until the last.

[HURRICANEBOB]

GOOD ONE!

Oh, did you hear of the accident at the Louisville Airport? I lady who was boarding a twin prop commuter plane dropped her ticket, and when she bent down to pick it up, she lost her balance and backed into the propellor.

DIS-ASTER!

[Tyme2fish]

GOOD ONE!

Oh, did you hear of the accident at the Louisville Airport? I lady who was boarding a twin prop commuter plane dropped her ticket, and when she bent down to pick it up, she lost her balance and backed into the propellor.

DIS-ASTER!

[onemorecast56]

see what i got to put up with when Tyme is in the boat,,,can`t catch any fish from laughin at him!

[Tyme2fish]

Doug, I thought you were laughing with me, not at me. I've got to recall another song I can belt out at ya the next time we get together.