Threw the ice!

[The Great Maudu]

Granny must have sprinkled some of that giddy up juice in teh pappys depends cause he been talking about goin out and drilling some holes in that ice lid we got her now...Took out his ager he must have pawned off Mallerd Fillmore back in the 60's and tried her out on a leak puddle by the water barrels and probabley hit a rock cause that gal cant cut threw hot butter in july after my experiment...LOL11!

Any of you fellas got another idea as to how to get threw that forzen lid? ?? Thinkin we could take a timber framing awl and outline our big hole...3 or 4 foot shoud be enough...and banging it threw with a masons chissel.

Gonna scare the fish or will those mouth breathers settle once they see our minnas dangling before them? Chomp chomp!!!

Askin cause you wiley fish experts aint givin up your secret tail water spots I seen you talking about...LOL!!1 Dont blame ya!

TGMD

[TyroneBiggums]

Look here Maudu, there is a feller on Morris Lake in Noblesville says he is cathcing 100 fish everytime he goes out.

I say you dont even need an auger, just go out there and look for the guy with the bent pole and wait til he leaves. Then go and snatch up his holes, all you need is a bucket and a flemsy pole and WOOSH! Better hurry up htough, heard he was having a fish fry for 1/2 of hamilton county with the numbers of fish he is takin home. I wonder if he is one of them asian fellers always under the bridge, those guys throw every fish they catch in a bucket.

Good luck, Id go with you but Im too fat to be ice skating. Id fall down and crack the ice and end up blue.

Hope you are doin well, havent talked to you since you fell off the barn roof. Lookin forward to our next trip together, we will hit that confluence agan and catch some big carps and cats!

[billm_usa1]

Two hillbillies from deep in the south thought that they would go north one year and tey a little Ice fishin.
They got all the equipment that they needed and headed to the Frozen Lake. After getting their holes drilled, rods out and baited and lantern on for heat, a local guy went zoooomin by them on a snowmobile, with his ice fishing polls hanging out the back, line just flappin in the wind.

These two hillbillies and been fishing for over an hour and not one bite, by this time the local had passed by them several times. Finally the one hillbilly waved his arm to stop the guy on the snowmobile, he asked the guy how he was doing and he showed him a 5 gal bucket full of fish, the hillbilly yelled back at his friend, and said " I know what we are doing wrong, We aint trollin. -

[TyroneBiggums]

You got me on that one Bill, good one!!!!!LOL