Shhhh..Watch your mouths..

[redneckshadrap]

I'm babysitting a two month old...so far so good. Maybe this Jimmy Stewart b&w movie on TV will keep it asleep. This soy milk don't look to bad..May have to hit it a couple of times. The wet wipes in the Tow-Mater box are killer...oh-no....it's moving...Gotta go...

Billy

[Tim_T]

LOL Billy, hope that baby is kind to ya. First time I ever kept my grandson he was about that age. Wife and daughter went shopping and it was just papaw and the boy. Ten minutes after they left, he shows me he is meant for the baking industry. He left me a nice deposit and boy was it green!

Good Luck

[DJD]

Green? I remember black tar poop!! My goodness how can such a stench come
from such a beautiful little thing!!!

[redneckshadrap]

Still hanging in there....LOL!...Word to the wise....the soy milk taste test didn't work out....I think Jim Beam straight out of the barrel didn't have the after taste this crap does. I'll probably crap myself in my sleep tonight now. And these huggies wont stretch...May have to put in Animal House or Spartacus and rig up a toga diaper for myself....

uh-oh...it passed gas. I'm screwed...

[MsgMills]

lol, hope you enjoyed your time with the little one..they grow up so fast....

[Chubminnow]

All the years are great, or can be great, or should be great anyway (every now and then a hellion will come along that will test you're abilities as a parent)...as with everything else in life there's plenty of ups and downs in raising children...but in hindsight the most pleasureable for me was BEFORE they stopped believing in Santa Claus. After that it seemed like they wanted to know what else they had been told lies about

[bassin_bug]

Green? I remember black tar poop!! My goodness how can such a stench come
from such a beautiful little thing!!!

lol, That's why people say babies are spoiled rotten.

[kygorski]

Never thought about it till it was to late. Baby diapers are about the most efficient means of producing NH3 in the universe. And we build huge factorys to produce the stuff.