My wife and I are looking for a nice respectable young man 22 to 26 to take our daughter on a fishing date. You may think that this is a joke, but it isn't, my wife and I have a beautiful, smart, funny, single daughter, that seems to have only dated men who are for a lack of better term, LOSERS! I know that all the single men on here love to fish, so they can't be all that bad of a person, if you don't have a job, future, or ambition, please don't reply. My daughter loves the outdoors, and has fished since she was old enough to walk. If you would like to meet her, we could arrange a meeting after your background, and credit scores are evaluated. She has access to a beautiful, fully loaded, dual console Ranger, and the right man, would be able to take her out on it, of course only if you own a vehicle, and the ability to put gas in it, not one on blocks in the driveway. We would really like to see her date someone who is a nice young man who loves the outdoors. We are not her pimps, only concerned parents who want to see their daughter finally find a good young man, one who owns a belt, that holds their pants up, because I could really care less to know if you wear boxers or briefs the first time I see you. Please if you are this young man, or know one, please respond to this and maybe we can arrange a meeting somewhere, so you could meet this young, pretty, woman, who has not yet met the right man. She is by no means an angel, but she is our Angel. The Ranger is my bargaining tool.

Regards,

A concerned Mother and Father