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I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty *******," said the fairy.
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Very nice, LOL
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Nice!
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A long time ago I asked the lord to let me see the CUBS in a world series, I started out asking for them to win, but now just let them get into one.
Don't wanna live forever......the taxes will kill me!
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