this 80 year old man and his 20 year old girlfriend, went in this jewelry store looking at rings.
the owner asked if he could help them, and the old guy said yes sir we are looking for a nice diamond ring.
the store owner said, you have come to the right place. and handed a ring to them to look at, and said
today is your lucky day, we're having a sale and this ring can be yours for 5 thousand dollars, and the old guy looked at the young woman and said to the store owner, we would like something very special for this young lady to wear on her beautiful finger. and he said I think I have what you may be looking for, and reached the young lady another beautiful ring and said this ring while on sale is 40 thousand Dollars, and the young lady couldn't be still, she was shaking and smiling so big. the old man said thats it we will take it, and wrote a check for it, and told the store owner, I know for a check for this amount, you will have to wait for the check to clear the bank, so you hold this ring, and monday after the bank clears the check, you call me and I will send her to get her ring. so they left and the store owner on monday called the old man, and talked bad to him for wasting his time, and said you didn't have 40 dollars much less 40 thousand. and the old man said while laughing, I know, I know but would you like to hear about what a weekend I've had.