Looking for work..........

A doctor from France says:"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

A German doctor comments quietly : "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says boasting :"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor laughs and answers loudly immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA , about 5 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole **** country is looking for work.

[QUOTE=GeoFisher;520530]A doctor from France says:"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

A German doctor comments quietly : "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says boasting :"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor laughs and answers loudly immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA , about 5 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole **** country is looking for work.[/QUOTE] ha ha ha this is a good one, I like it enough to repeat it to someone some where, but I'll change it a little, replace the guy from Kenya with a guy from Texas, George Jr. they both held the same job, and the Texan put more people looking for work, than any man in the history of my memory.

Obama pays them to not work.

[QUOTE=fishin350;520532]Obama pays them to not work.[/QUOTE] ha ha ha thats a good one as well.

[QUOTE=waterdog101;520531]ha ha ha this is a good one, I like it enough to repeat it to someone some where, but I'll change it a little, replace the guy from Kenya with a guy from Texas, George Jr. they both held the same job, and the Texan put more people looking for work, than any man in the history of my memory.[/QUOTE]

YOU ARE KIDDING..............Unemployment under Bush was pretty stellar. I guess this is a bunch of LIES created by the Media to make Obama look bad

[url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/business/us-unemployment-rate-history/[/url]

Not so much with the Obamunist in Chief.

[B]Starting in Jan. 20, 2001, at the beginning of George W. Bush’s administration, the rate was 2.4 percent, but by the time he left in January 2009 it had reached 7 percent

Barack Obama assumed office on Jan. 20, 2009 with the 7 percent rate, which continued to grow to 9.4 percent in August 2010, a three-decade high, and only started to slowly go down throughout 2011 to 8 percent in January 2012 and now to 7.8 percent in February.
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Mr. Bush.... 2.4% to 7%
Mr Obama....7% to 7.8

Maybe Mr. Fisher got the names mixed up when he read the numbers.

[QUOTE=Hlleonard;520537][B]Starting in Jan. 20, 2001, at the beginning of George W. Bush’s administration, the rate was 2.4 percent, but by the time he left in January 2009 it had reached 7 percent

Barack Obama assumed office on Jan. 20, 2009 with the 7 percent rate, which continued to grow to 9.4 percent in August 2010, a three-decade high, and only started to slowly go down throughout 2011 to 8 percent in January 2012 and now to 7.8 percent in February.
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Mr. Bush.... 2.4% to 7%
Mr Obama....7% to 7.8

Maybe Mr. Fisher got the names mixed up when he read the numbers.[/QUOTE]

You truly are full of it.

You'd have us believe that the unemployment picture has been better under Mr. Obama than it was under Mr. Bush?

Who're you kidding besides yourself? Besides, a huge number of the salaries created during Mr. Obama's presidency are being paid for by the taxpayers in the form of government jobs. Top that off with a 16 TRILLION dollar national debt.

You're either being deliberately obtuse, or you're on a different planet.

[QUOTE=Devils Horse;520556]You truly are full of it.

You'd have us believe that the unemployment picture has been better under Mr. Obama than it was under Mr. Bush?

Who're you kidding besides yourself? Besides, a huge number of the salaries created during Mr. Obama's presidency are being paid for by the taxpayers in the form of government jobs. Top that off with a 16 TRILLION dollar national debt.

You're either being deliberately obtuse, or you're on a different planet.[/QUOTE]

His numbers are a bit off, as GWB started at 4.2%, not 2.4%, but overall he's pretty much correct.

But the unemployment rate is the most useless statistic out there because it doesn't count the people who quit looking for work. Count those people, and we're at near-Great Depression percentages.

[QUOTE=Devils Horse;520556]You truly are full of it.

You'd have us believe that the unemployment picture has been better under Mr. Obama than it was under Mr. Bush?

Who're you kidding besides yourself? Besides, a huge number of the salaries created during Mr. Obama's presidency are being paid for by the taxpayers in the form of government jobs. Top that off with a 16 TRILLION dollar national debt.

You're either being deliberately obtuse, or you're on a different planet.[/QUOTE]
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Those are just numbers Mr Horse, not sure how you guys can twist those to say something different than what they are, these things are easy to find if you don't think they are accurate.... As far as the debt... Obama is still playing catchup to Mr Reagan (more than doubled the debt) and George Bush Jr. (almost doubled the debt) Obama has to go over 20 trillion to catch Mr Bush and will still be behind Mr Reagan.

[QUOTE=Hlleonard;520603]--
Those are just numbers Mr Horse, not sure how you guys can twist those to say something different than what they are, these things are easy to find if you don't think they are accurate.... As far as the debt... Obama is still playing catchup to Mr Reagan (more than doubled the debt) and George Bush Jr. (almost doubled the debt) Obama has to go over 20 trillion to catch Mr Bush and will still be behind Mr Reagan.[/QUOTE]

FOOL.

When you double 500 billion, it is not too bad...
When you double 1 trillion, still not too bad........

When you double 8 TRILLION......you're an freakin Obamunist.

To say Obama has got 20 trillion to go...........What GIVES, don't you give two shits about the fact that we don't have the 16 trillion as it is today?

You sound just like some people in my neighborhood who bought a 100k house, put 200k of mortgages on it to pay for college for their kids, and then walked away from it.

Good GAWD.

Later,

Geo

[QUOTE=GeoFisher;520661]FOOL.

When you double 500 billion, it is not too bad...
When you double 1 trillion, still not too bad........

When you double 8 TRILLION......you're an freakin Obamunist.

To say Obama has got 20 trillion to go...........What GIVES, don't you give two shits about the fact that we don't have the 16 trillion as it is today?

You sound just like some people in my neighborhood who bought a 100k house, put 200k of mortgages on it to pay for college for their kids, and then walked away from it.

Good GAWD.

Later,

Geo[/QUOTE]
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Any kind of debt is bad when you double it Mr. Fisher.. I guess doubling five trillion wasn't bad simply because your hero was at the helm, or can you find 5 trillion excuses for that?... The right wing has been our economic nightmare... Mr Obama is bad for our economy like every other president that has spent his term spending us into the ground ... The right likes to use numbers as a comparison simply because it is the only way they can make a valid argument.