My wife is no country girl
Critter capers yesterday. Darlene (Mrs.Tyme) is not a country gal.
1.I had placed the catfish in the cooler and asked Darlene to ice them down while I parked the boat. I heard her screaming and ran over to discover the problem. One of the bigger catfish was swimming above the ice trying to get out and Dar was smacking it on the head with the partially empty milk jug of ice all thewhile screaming at it to "Get down, get down!!".
2. I was eating supper when I saw a green stink bug on the table. I knew better than to squash it and just picked it up and placed it in the empty soda can that was also on the table. All the time, Dar is screaming, "Don't squish it,don't squish it!".
3. While I was taking a leak, a big brown cricket hopped from no where and landed in the water in the commode. Of course I then had to play battleship with it. When I flushed, the little booger was holding onto the underside of the rim for dear life before the water fall flushed him down. I told Dar about it and she said she'd use the upstairs commode for a few days. I guess that could've given new meaning to "A cricket in the bush."
4.Dar was cleaning up in the kitchen when I heard her holler again. "There's a mouse in the oven drawer". I told her to just bang on the drawer and he'd probably run away. She kicked the drawer and then heard the mouse rattling all over the pan lids,etc that are kept there. A few minutes later she bravely or maybe stupidly opened the drawer and the mouse jumped out. I didn't know Darlene could run that fast. She dropped the fly swatter ( I have no idea why she had the fly swatter) and flew running and screaming into the living room,interrupting the football game I was watching. The last time she saw the mouse it had run and hidden under the dishwasher.
