Bad Neighbor

Do you have bad neighbors? I've got to have one of the worst neighbors in the world. He'll bake a cake for he and his wife and then give us the remainder before it gets stale. The nerve of him thinking I like free cake!! He does the same thing with pies and cookies too. Doesn't he know he's making me fatter? The man has no shame. Just this morning while my wife was walking our dog, he waved for her to approach him and gave her some summer sausage to bring home. He even gives us venison that he has harvested. I just can't but think of poor Bambi while I dine on his mother. I'm telling you this neighbor is devious and cruel.

To the few that can't read between the lines, I've got a GREAT neighbor and I appreciate the favors he does for us.

Ohhhhh now you did it!.......I have a few good neighbors and one terrible one. White trash all the way. I have lived here for 14 years and I have mowed their grass and raked their leaves the while time. We have monster Ash trees and these dang things are killing me each fall with the weeks of raking. That's (4) 30 year old Ash trees I take care of plus my Japanese maple and dogwood.
At first they appreciated it but slowly it came to pass that they didn't even acknowledge my good deed. They leave trash in my yard and don't clean their dog piles up either. It looks as if someone has kicked out a renter every once in awhile because they fail to know the rules on throwing away massive amounts of old cabinets, clothes and lamps or furniture. So they clean out their house on the weekend by placing junk at the road and garbage doesn't get picked up until friday. Did I say white trash yet?
One of the good neighbors that recently moved even went over there and told them to trim their bushes and cut down an old crappy tree because they thought it was an eyesore...which it was. The yard isn't big and it takes an extra 10 minutes to mow it but when someone expects a handout it pisses me off. I actually stopped mowing it last year and almost called Ball Homes to report the grass being to high since it violates a local ordinance but they mowed it just in time. They even had domestic rabbits running around outside all summer and I was finding carrots and bowls in my yard and under my truck just Total disrespect for others and others property. They have had two fires in the house and one actually burned the house pretty good. They moved out for a few months while it was renovated and those months were sweet! No late night drinking parties with me picking up cans and junk out of my yard and no dog piles either.
I wish all my neighbors were respectful and honest but we always seem to have white trash around us in any place I have lived. I have Asian, black, gay and single men and women on my street so it's quite diverse around here and all pull their weight but these two idiots. Oh well we all can't be as lucky as Tyme!:o