Winter humor

As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Kentucky and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

Flag on the post!

Humor involving a salt truck after it's been so cold I haven't been fishing since Jan 1st.

15 yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct and loss of down.

[QUOTE=Devils Horse;528102]Flag on the post!

Humor involving a salt truck after it's been so cold I haven't been fishing since Jan 1st.

15 yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct and loss of down.[/QUOTE]

LMAO @ both of you

Very nice....Like button where are you?

[QUOTE=Devils Horse;528102]Flag on the post!

Humor involving a salt truck after it's been so cold I haven't been fishing since Jan 1st.

15 yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct and loss of down.[/QUOTE]

I think we need to go to the video monitor and spend 15 minutes looking at the replay! Then you can come back with: "After further review, the ruling on the field stands. The joke had bad timing and was in bad taste considering how sucky the winter has been. Tim T will not be charged with a time out!" :D

[QUOTE=Tim_T;528110]I think we need to go to the video monitor and spend 15 minutes looking at the replay! Then you can come back with: "After further review, the ruling on the field stands. The joke had bad timing and was in bad taste considering how sucky the winter has been. Tim T will not be charged with a time out!" :D[/QUOTE]

Should've known that call would draw a red hanky.

I thought being a 'Back Judge' meant just looking at the cheerleaders.

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.

"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Only laugh I have had all day.