Do you want to jump onboard?

As one ages our exercise routine generally slows down. I’ve finally decided that I don’t or won’t jump.

I don’t “jump” out of bed. Why would one do that? That act would assume that one stands in bed and then jumps to the floor. I prefer to sit up, rotate my lower body, and place my feet on the floor.

“I’m going to jump in the shower.” I don’t “jump” in the shower either. That act is very unsafe due to the slipperiness of the combination of soap and water on the shower floor.

I can’t remember the last time I “jumped” for joy. Again, an unnecessary act.

I do, however occasionally jump to conclusions. This does not require any actual physical activity.

[QUOTE=Tyme2fish;535215]As one ages our exercise routine generally slows down. I’ve finally decided that I don’t or won’t jump.

I don’t “jump” out of bed. Why would one do that? That act would assume that one stands in bed and then jumps to the floor. I prefer to sit up, rotate my lower body, and place my feet on the floor.

“I’m going to jump in the shower.” I don’t “jump” in the shower either. That act is very unsafe due to the slipperiness of the combination of soap and water on the shower floor.

I can’t remember the last time I “jumped” for joy. Again, an unnecessary act.

I do, however occasionally jump to conclusions. This does not require any actual physical activity.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha I'm with you on this!!! I get out of bed and I take a shower....no jumping. Interesting phrase....take a shower huh? I use the shower like I use the soap. I don't take a d**p I actually leave it so why do some of say "hey I gotta take a d**p"?

Breathing is excersise

From the king of wrestling and often the king of one-liners Jerry lawler:
"the only exercise he gets is stretching the truth and jumping to conclusions"

The young soldier was home on leave telling his dad about Airborne Ranger training.

Well dad, I got to door of the plane and I just couldn't jump.

What happened?

The Instructor came up behind me and said boy I'm gay and if you don't jump I'm gonna let you have it right here and now.

My goodness son, did you jump?

Yeah a little.

[QUOTE=Devils Horse;535475]The young soldier was home on leave telling his dad about Airborne Ranger training.

Well dad, I got to door of the plane and I just couldn't jump.

What happened?

The Instructor came up behind me and said boy I'm gay and if you don't jump I'm gonna let you have it right here and now.

My goodness son, did you jump?

Yeah a little.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha yeah!!!