Reasons I'm going to vote DEMOCRAT next time..
10. I値l vote Democrat because I can稚 wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because the student athletes are union employees.
9. I値l vote Democrat because I believe oil company痴 profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn稚.
8. I値l vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
7. I値l vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
6. I値l vote Democrat because I知 way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
5. I値l vote Democrat because I知 not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
4. I値l vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.
3. I値l vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
2. I値l vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
And the Number One reason I値l vote Democrat is:
1. I値l vote Democrat because I think that it痴 better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog.
