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Enjoy this one "Irony"
[FONT=Arial]Subject: Irony
[COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=arial][COLOR=black] [I][SIZE=5][B]These three statements tell you a lot about our government and our culture:
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[SIZE=4][B]1. [/B]We are advised to [B]NOT[/B] judge [B]ALL[/B] [B]Muslims[/B] by the actions of a few, [B]but we[/B] are encouraged to judge [B]ALL[/B] [/SIZE][SIZE=4]gun owners by the actions of a few. Funny how that works.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4][B]2. [/B]We constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run [B]out [/B]of [B]money[/B] .. How come we [B]never[/B] hear about [B]welfare[/B] running [B]out[/B] of [B]money[/B]? What's interesting is the [B]first[/B] group [B]"worked for"[/B] their money , but the [B]second [/B][B]didn't.[/B][/SIZE]
[SIZE=4][B]3. [/B][B]Department of Social Services[/B] ([B]welfare payments[/B]) is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of [B]free[/B] [B]money[/B] ever . Meanwhile, the National Forest Service [/SIZE][B][SIZE=4]asks [/SIZE][/B][SIZE=4]us [B]"Please Do Not Feed the Animals."[/B] The stated reason for this policy is because [/SIZE][SIZE=4][B]"The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."[/B][/SIZE]
[I][SIZE=3]That ends Today's Lesson On Irony[/SIZE][/I]
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