WEEKEND WEATHER DISCLAIMER

a. I am not going fishing this weekend.
b. We have had lots of nasty storms this last week.
c. When I go fishin' it usually storms, and people get mad at me for bringing the bad weather.
d. ERGO, and be it none to all, as I AIN'T going, if you get your butt blown off a lake or river this weekend...........

IT AIN'T MY FAULT..........

But if you insist on going, given the amount of lightning we have been having, take a #1 iron.