Barren River shirt size

Fished a local T at Barren today in a cold, hard driving rainstorm. I met a guy fishing along the same bluff about 11:00am. It's pounding rain, water's leaking down the neck of my rainsuit, and it's been a long time since I could feel my hands or face. As we swing around each other the dude says with a straight face "Recon it's gonna rain today?". "Good chance of it" I tell him. He said he had a keeper, I told him I had one worth seeing, and we kept on fishing.

8:00am-12:30pm had a 14" smallie, a 2 lb LM, a LM just over 4 lbs, and some short fish, all slow rolling a crawfish pattern crankbait. I fished straight into the teeth of the wind and rain on main lake bluffs in muddy, choppy 47-48 degree water.

Pastorbass, I need your tee shirt size. As you know the Coybows beat themselves yesterday, and I'll be holding you to our little wager. I can't stand the Cowboys, but I actually cringed a little watching them lose on a blown FG no longer than an extra point. Rough to see anyone lose like that, even the Cowpies. Anyhoo, my 4 year old daughter and I will be custom making your new fishing apparel as soon as you give me the size. (If it's XXXXL and XX tall, I'll take it easy on the ribbing.)

I knew this was coming! As they drove down the field for that final time and then set up for that chip shot of a field goal, I have to admit I was gloating a little bit and thinking to myself "I'm glad I'm off the hook on that fishing bet." Then I remembered that I am a Dallas fan and the Cowboys like to be in the Christmas spirit all season long and think it is better to give than to recieve. I just knew they were going to miss the FG. I never in a million and 3/4 years imagined that Romo (why in the world is Romo the holder, I would do it for free) would fumble (even though he leads the league in QB fumbles) the winning Field Goal. But hey, the Cowboys have two league leaders so that must count for something - the reciever with the biggest mouth and most dropped passes and a Qb with the most fumbles. GO DALLAS!

I wear a 3X. Make it a good one, because I will probably wear it every game next season as I begin shopping around for my new team, after being fan since birth I think I may have to move on.

Blessed Fishin and take it easy on the preacher :)
jeremy

I'm so predictable. I don't think I'd a jumped on here quite as quick if they'd made that FG.

You're just stingin right now man, and rightfully so. However, this too shall pass. By next pre-season you'll be a fired up C'boy fan again, ready to make our annual bet. You didn't know this was an annual thing did you?

I think I remember the annual thing being in the fine print. But I'm a sucker and of course will have this thing to be an ongoing thing.