FUNNY-in the future new bait & fishing

I wrote this while sending in a fictional bait name for a contest on a website. But, I just had to go ahead and write a story for it too. :D


The newest creature type bait to hit the market is the "[B]irresistible"[/B] by GOT TO HAVE IT BAITS Company.

At first glance, it looks similar to the hundreds of other creature baits on the market. But, after a closer look at the "irresistible" bait you'll notice one of the swimming legs is a little longer than the other and is shaped slightly different. Not to mention the new "Smells and tastes like chicken" "Finger licking chicken scent" that is added to this bait! Bass can't resist this new scent! This scent can be smelt by bass from over 300 yards away! When the bait hits the water, bass will follow the scent trial licking their lips and salivating at the mouth!

After looking closely at this new bait it's easy to see why it's called the "irresistible"!

When bass see this bait with one of it's legs shorter and different, it believes the creature is wounded or powerless. And the smell, they just can't resist! An easy meal for the bass, and it makes for an easy catch for you the angler!

Not only will you load the boat with this new bait, but you'll save money too. Bass love this bait so well, no hooks are needed! Yes, that's right! NO MORE HOOKS ARE NEEDED!

Just read this statement from pro angler Hook L. Sinker.

"I was fishing this bait during practice with the point and barb cut off the hooks, as I do with all my baits. I didn't want to catch any bass during practice. I just wanted to get bites and save the fish for the tournament."

"I started fishing near a point using my Kistler CCHI (computer controlled hit indicator) 6' 8" med. Heavy fast tip rod, Quantum 10.0:1 Lightning reel spooled with Berkley 100 lb invisible line from the deck of my Ranger Z Masters series 27' boat with full computer scrolling graphics matched with a Mercury Verado 500hp, MotorGuide voice activated fiber optic trolling motor, Hummingbird 4900 Real Life imaging depth finder and caught my first Largemouth bass 20.09 lbs."

"I was very disappointed to land that fish. Being that is was practice I didn't want to catch any fish, but rather save them for the tournament. But, I tried everything to shake the fish off. It just wouldn't let go!"

"When I got it in the boat, I had to take vise grips to pry the bass's jaws open. The bass wouldn't let go of my "irresistible" creature bait!"

"After this, I went on to catch two more bass the same way with a pointless no barb hook with the same results."

"It was also interesting to note, the creature bait wasn't torn and had no damage to it"

"On tournament day I caught over 100 keeper bass with an average size of 20 lbs."

"It was a 5 fish limit so I only weighed in 112 lbs. and received the Big Bass award for my 23.02 lb largemouth. Man, I was exhausted from catching so many big fish!"

It's also notable that second place only weighed in 5 bass for a total of 11.08 lbs using some other bait defiantly not worth mention!

I'm sorry to say after Pro angler Hook L. Sinker's tournament finish with this bait, it has now been banned in all tournaments throughout the US, Canada, and Europe.

But, don't let that stop you! Pack a few and hide them anywhere you can on tournament day. Hopefully, you'll be able to beat the lie detector test!

The "irresistible" is still useable in Japan tournaments; where the Japanese government is buying "irresistible" creature baits by the thousands and passing them out freely to any bass anglers; in hopes that fisherman will finally remove all the bass from their lakes.

So where can you buy the "irresistible"?

Well, I'm sorry to say; because of the high demand the company is out of stock right now. But, you can checkout their website www.gottohaveitbaits.zzz and place a backorder which should ship out to you in the next six months. Or, if you can't wait that long; checkout ebay and pay five to ten times the retail cost and have the baits in the next couple of days.

Rating of this bait: 10 out of 10
By Pay me well reviews

What do you think?

-Justin Hires

Let me kknow when you produce this bait, I'd buy it!!!!

Me to.....5 fish over 112 lbs...Whewwwwww...Got to get one of dem lure's....

Well, I guess I have to do what I do everytime some new bait comes out: I'll take two of every size and color combination.

Does this lure work on fish other than Bass? If so mark me down for a dozen!

[QUOTE=Doubledee;292187]Does this lure work on fish other than Bass? If so mark me down for a dozen![/QUOTE]

Well, maybe you guys are going to make me come up with a new press release; Follow up story for other kind of fish catches!? :D

Catfish? crappie? bluegill/sunfish? walleye? other?

I'd like to know if you guys/gals liked my story??

-Justin

i wouldn't mind having the 27' boat and all the hi-tech gear.

Does it come with the bait?

Can humans eat it if so the chicken flavor will be great for a lunch or snack?

Great Story, I still want 1 of the baits!!!! My wife is having a blonde moment and is having trouble logging on to the website