Gonna have a yard sale this weekend. Call me at BR5-5549 for details. Here's some highlights:
a. DELCO Voyager Group 32 Trolling Motor battery, 3 months old, just $3.00. Only dropped once, and it bounced so it must still be okay.
b. Three old personal checks written to local marine dealers for stuff they sold me that didn't work. All have stop payments on them, and all have bounced once, so they must be good.
c. 36 brand new shiners, less than a week old. Made by Transformers, they can be re-assembled in many different ways. Raccoon not included.
d. 10 Pound Danforth fluke anchor, with 6 foot 1/2 inch chain and 150 foot of 3/8 high grade nylon rope, just $15.00. When you pay me, I'll give you the GPS coordinates of the location right outside the mouth of Otter Creek, in the Ohio River, where you [B][I]MIGHT[/I][/B], be able to pick it up.
e. One pair of daylight and night time convertible eyeglasses, $5.00. Comes with a year's supply of duct tape for the frames. Night time, close left eye, daytime close right eye.
f. 13 pound stuffed KY Raccoon. Mounted in a partially standing position right beside a sump pump pipe. $5.00 (Added value....add $5.00, and the raccoon will come with the size 12 John Deere Steel tipped boat stuck in his posterior that originally killed him).
g. 16 Empty Maker's Mark bottles, 1 liter size, $6.00. Why put up with the hang-overs to earn the reputation as a boozer? Just buy the bottles, spread them on the front lawn, and gain instant notariety.
h. Set of 2 each 13 ounce baked bean can hand held Lake Cumberland Marine Telephones, just $365.00 for the pair. Talk to anyone anywhere, range totally unlimited. (string not included, hit by a bass boat)
i. Pictures of my buddie's wife bass fishing nude. $6.00 each, 30 available. You can't see them before you buy them, and you can't bring them back for a refund after you see them. Each photo is marked with an arrow so you can tell which side of the picture is the top. She drinks alot.
j. And for the lucky Striper fisherman, a short pine tree decortated with 32 diffenrent colored red-fins, A great Christmas speciality. $150.00. With you purchase, we'll send you a detailed map of Wolfe Creek, that shows what bank to anchor on, and shows you the exact location of the tree so you can cut it down and take it home for the holidays. Only one available (NOTE: these will be for sale again next year, we expect 14 to be available then as I have friends coming in this spring to fish with me).
Come one, come all, this stuff won't last long. I say that cause my garage door lock doesn't work and I live in a rough, high crime neighbor hood.
Great deals........trust me, I used to sell cars.
