I have questions

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?



Can you cry under water?



How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?



Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?



Why does a round pizza come in a square box?



What disease did cured ham actually have?



How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?



Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?



If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?



Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.



Why is "bra" singular and "p a n t i e s" plural?



Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?



Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?



If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?



Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!



If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?



If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?



If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?



Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



Why did you just try singing the two songs above?



Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

See all the wonderfull stuff youcan think of now that you are retired?I'll need to give the prostitute thing some thought, I always heard it pay first.A another idea, why not have payday every day, instead of weakly, sure would spice up some marriages.

Those are pretty good...I have seen others like why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why does the bank drive up window have braille on the touchpad?

why do they hang wanted pictures in post offices of bank robbers?shouldn't they be in the banks?
ever heard of a post office being robbed?you won't because they'll shoot back.

What's so great about "cloud nine?" Is there something wrong with clouds one through eight?

How come poeple in a boat cast as close to the bank as possible, butt, the people on the bank cast as far away from the bank as possible?

And a little off topic, but how do you "crack corn" and why would you want to?

You have questions?....Evedently retirement has given you some issues possibly?...

I have a question is petsmart pronounced Pet Smart or Pets mart? This one really bugs me...