Attn:River fishermen

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.'
Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.'
Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and walked across the bridge. :eek:

Easy big fella or is it Greencarp?????

lmao that is too funny i know i have tried some stupid thing in my time.b-)

Hold on now! We can not have any women reading anything like this. I here enogh from my wife already. LOL

DA

[QUOTE=biggw;321111]Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.'
Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.'
Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and walked across the bridge. :eek:[/QUOTE]

Where are the moderator's when you need them this should be deleted. This is not funny it may be true but it is not funny nor should it be allowed on a public forum such as this.

Oh no u didant. lol..n1

SORRY GUYS--- I just found this to funny lol--I knew it would get some of you going-- all in the name of fun -- I know i need to go fishing an get off the darn puter lol :) :)

[quote=roadrunner;321124]Where are the moderator's when you need them ....[/quote]

Laughing along with the joke :D

Andrew

I bet a woman made it up!!!!